It’s pointless.
Thanks for slowing down.
Do fewer things (at a time).
As (not) seen on TV!
Culling copycat clothes for a cleaner collection
Poof! Gone! Now what?
...even though it’s irrational.
No, this is definitely not a credit card ad!
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
It’s a little like time travel, except more possible.
...where good intentions go to collect dust.
Try not to believe everything you know.